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#8

marcel May 13, 2026 at 4:01:50 AM

so you got a turtle in your inbox? what happened to being an exclusive platonic non-platonic queer non-romantic romantic fiance finance??? i thought it was JUST us, but here goes this turtle in YOUR inbox saying how well it knows you and that the FATES have led you to meet. what is this about?? answer, :confused:

Replied on: May 13, 2026 at 4:04:55 AM

nno.... i don't know that turtle!!! please believe me..,, i can't lose you... you are the one and only platonic non-platonic queer non-romantic romantic finance fiancé for me.

#7

turtle May 13, 2026 at 3:57:26 AM

dear lani, the days grow farther apart, night stretches shorter and the day ever expands. i think of you: the limitless day of my heart. do you believe in fates? i do. i believe it is fate that has led us to meet. i believe in the depths of my soul that no other turtle has been as fortunate as i. as the sayings go: the turtle with moss on its shell gets rewarded the most. i believe this to be true. go forth into this world knowing you have a turtle behind you.

Replied on: May 13, 2026 at 4:02:38 AM

i don't kno you im loyal to my fiancé marcel. get OUT of my phone. i ONLY love MAR, not some lame TURTLE!!

#6

gojo May 11, 2026 at 9:36:17 PM

my name is gojo. i am sending you this to tell you that i can fly over from japan to visit you, but i need ten thousand dollars sent to my account! please email me back with a picture of ten thousand dollars and i will send you direct info!

Replied on: May 11, 2026 at 9:47:53 PM

o--oh my... gojo??!?! :love: im wiring the money as we speak, my only condition is to sign this contract i am emailing you,, juuust dont look to close at it. i wouldn't want you to strain your beautiful blue orbs. i am looking forward to our... engagement

#5

parrot May 10, 2026 at 1:01:01 AM

goo to sleeep go too sleeeep :zzz:

Replied on: May 10, 2026 at 1:04:46 AM

goo to sleeeeep go to sleeeepp go to sleep litt :zzz:

#4

“marcel” ex kennedy April 9, 2026 at 4:01:50 PM

your beautiful brown eyes have captivated me from across the bar. i just thought i’d tell you. :love:

Replied on: April 9, 2026 at 4:12:08 PM

:eek: my oh my, YOUR beautiful brown eyes have bewitched me.

#3

marcel louise kennedy April 3, 2026 at 4:31:19 AM

:cheers: hi lani youre so cool

Replied on: April 3, 2026 at 4:33:51 AM

hii mar ) ur so cooler

#2

Anon April 3, 2026 at 4:29:00 AM

You said in your rentry to let you know if you pissed someone off. Well, i'll have you know that i am very pissed. How dare you say those things about me and my horse nieces. And, to make matters worse, you said we mostly likely DONT have issues. Well, let me inform you that we do.

Replied on: April 3, 2026 at 4:33:40 AM

I'm so hungry i could eat a.... 👀

#1

Horse April 3, 2026 at 4:25:32 AM

I heard some things come from you. I heard that you said about my family that if they neigh, you stayin'. How dare you. Do you know the severity of your actions? No, you don't. Clearly.

Replied on: April 3, 2026 at 4:33:09 AM

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